My cousin’s wife and 5?(not sure… «.») year old daughter’s conversation at Denny’s earlier today… I cannot express how awesome this is.
Zodiacchic’s 12 Days of Giveaways: Day 3
Hello day three!
A gorgeous custom zodiac necklace that will feature the winners zodiac sign constellation from JuJuTreasures. This necklace consists of antique brass metal cameo, bronze tone chain and a clear glass dome.
Please go check out her shop, she was very generous to let us give this away.
ENTER THE GIVEAWAY HERE - ends at midnight!
My Tumblr Christmas Present
Until December 24th, to all of the people that reblog this will get a masterpost with all of the urls in it and on Christmas a nice little present in their ask of a story staring them and a character of my choosing (but influenced by your fandoms).
(You do not have to be following me.)
Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”
I would be able to support that brand singlehandedly.
why doesnt this happen
his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
this is my favorite thing in the whole world <3
There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
(Source: strengthissexy, via freemanist)
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
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united we fail: look ma! no swear words! :D
I’m going see if i can get through this whole post without using a single explicative.
Well, i suppose in summary, to all i’ve said before, about the faux DJ’ing stuff. The pauly D’s the Paris Hiltons, the play pressers, it’s all part of this same point i’ve been trying to make i guess. EDM has…